This week Katie sets Heather straight about her eyebrows and we cover other Jewess Beauty Tips, mikvah and though I hate to write the term: JAPs (princesses in the 80s sense). Our experiments with new technology bring you a little extra overlap this week. Think of it as Jewish plus.
Comics Heather Gold (@heathr) and Katie Halper (@kthalps) look at the headlines and ask: Is it good for the Jews? On today’s episode, we discuss PEPs, Progressive Except on Palestine, the difference between Israeli and American hawkish zionists, PEJs, Progressives Except on Jews, why Holocaust survivors reject Israeli policies while some Jews can’t and look at HOT LIVE Israeli-Jew-on-Israeli-Government-Criticism! Plus, we have an idea for how we can bring peace to the Middle East.
Jewish paper and plastic Picado. San Francisco Mission. What can we celebrate Morning Jewers so I can get one and hang it for an episode?
This week we break the big news that Katie is single and dating. Heather decides to Yenta-cast and offers Tips From a Lesbian. Last Week Tonight’s Josh Gondelman weighs in with some first date advice of his own. Do we get it right? Do you want Tips From a Lesbian for your dating or relationship situation? Let us know.
Plus here’s a little bonus Not Safe For Work piece from Heather (recorded at a Seder believe it or now) on How Men And Women Drive Each Other Crazy.
"No one has anything against the Jews, of course," a local French official told AFP.
It’s been a bris-length 8 days since Morning Joe has needed to apologize to us, but who’s counting? Comics Heather Gold (@heathr) and Katie Halper (@kthalps) look at the headlines and ask: Is it good for the Jews? This week Last Week Tonight’s Josh Gondelman joins us and takes a brave stand against apologies and infant herpes. Also, the news this week is very bad for the Jews with Israel bombing another UN school, said infant herpes, Woody Allen doesn’t seem to have films or plays that “call for” Black people to be cast, The Times of Israel asks, for a moment, if genocide is ever permissible and Israeli minister Moshe Feiglin gets genocide-ish in a statement. Don’t ask.
Our uplift comes from Josh’s Young Dad Vibe face.
Comics Heather Gold (@heathr) and Katie Halper (@kthalps) look at the headlines and ask: Is it good for the Jews? This week, we discover that Mika Brzezinski & Joe Scarborough, of Morning Joe fame, are huge fans of Morning Jew! Mika even let it slip when she called her own show Morning Jew. Then, Joe Scarborough, clearly influenced by Morning Jew, criticizes Israel for being indiscriminate in its bombings. And then Israel and Hamas agree to a Ceasefire.
Comics Heather Gold (@heathr) and Katie Halper (@kthalps) look at the headlines and ask: Is it good for the Jews? This week we finally look at the Israeli Palestinian conflict, Right Wing Israeli Professor Mordechai Kedar’s not so kosher thoughts on raping terrorists’ sisters, #JewsAndArabsRefuseToBeEnemies, and give an award for Most Appropriate Use of the Holocaust in an Analogy.
If you’ve spent any time discussing or reading about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, I guarantee you’ve heard some variation of this statement:
OMG, Jews think any criticism of Israel is anti-Semitic!
In the interests of this post, I’m going to assume that the people who express such…